Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Meaza Restaurant – Falls Church, VA

This time around, we decided to try an interesting new cuisine: Ethiopian. Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: Ethiopian? Isn’t it just rice sent from my zealous days of answering vocabulary questions on www.freerice.com? Actually, this assumption couldn’t be further from the truth. Don’t mock it until you try it, I guess.
            First, we got out of our cars at an abandoned parking lot where a person of the African persuasion accosted us with a 9-millimeter pistol. Just kidding. Nothing too shady going on here. While the exterior of this building isn’t anything extraordinary, the inside reveals itself like a pearl inside of an oyster. It gives off a lavish, banquet hall feel, complete with classy music playing from the speakers. To be honest, what I figured Ethiopian would be was a small hut and that we would eat on the floor (which would be pretty cool), but this was far from it. Portraits of famous Ethiopian people adorned the walls, adding to the princely feel emanating from the restaurant.


Hi, welcome to Meaza...
 
Where you can dine in comfort and luxury...
 
            Like royalty!              


The service was quick and impersonal, which was fine but clashed with the classy ambience. The menu was interesting, and we ended up ordering a variety of vegetarian options and a red snapper entrée. There was a lot more on the menu that I was intrigued to try, but perhaps that will be saved for another time. The wait wasn’t too long either, and all the food came out at once.
            Here’s the strange thing about Ethiopian food: you share the entrées with everyone at the table (in this scenario, RB and myself). I thought this was a rather interesting but welcome twist on the traditional dinner set-up. It encouraged communion in a more intimate way than other restaurants (great for dates & romantic dinners!).

            The food was delectable. In a large round plate, all the entrees are placed together, while on separate plates each person is given a soft, crepe-like bread to eat the entrées with. There was so much variety on the plate, but my favorites were definitely the vegetarian options rather than the red snapper. Also, the food was surprisingly filling; makes you wonder why there’s a hunger crisis in Africa in the first place.

Yum, yum, yum! We love you, Meaza


Food: 8.8/10
Service: 8.0/10         
Décor: 9.2/10
Overall: 8.5/10


 AND NOW, FOR REBECCA'S REVIEW...

Hey, readers! Rebecca here. Today I’m going to be reviewing an Ethiopian restaurant that Monsieur Ali and I visited on Tuesday. 

 Two of your favorite people at...MEAZA!

I had actually been to Meaza for the first time a few weeks ago for a July 4th dinner with my family (weird way to celebrate America, I know). I absolutely loved it then, and I was ready for round two. Before my 4th of July dinner, I’d only had Ethiopian once or twice in DC, and every experience had been a good one. Regardless, Meaza was by far the best Ethiopian I have had (although, again, I’m not too familiar with this cuisine).

SO, Ali and I ordered a vegetarian mix that included lentils, yellow peas, collard greens, a sort of cole slaw mixture, shiro and timatim fitit. We also ordered some spicy fish (although the type of fish we got escapes me at the moment). The soft, sponginess of the bread at Meaza…my mouth is watering now. The bread sort of has a crepe-like texture. It’s squishy and chewy, and dipped in those lentils (my fave of the veggie bunch)…it’s heaven.

Savory…that is the word I would use to describe the flavors of the vegetable dishes at Meaza. Most of them were warm and contained spices and tastes that I couldn't really place. I truly felt like I was eating something very new and unknown to me (and to my taste buds). Basically, I have to give the food a really great score—a gold medal, shall we say, in honor of the ongoing Olympics? Yes. A gold medal for Meaza on its food’s performance. Order something with the spicy lentils for sure.

Now, the service doesn’t exactly deserve the gold at Meaza. It doesn’t really get the silver or the bronze, either. To be honest, the service was shabby and the waitress didn’t interact with me or “Al the Angry Chef” much at all. But, did I mention the food was great?

Warning: Beware of f3wLs at Meaza

The décor of Meaza also takes a gold medal home tonight. Meaza is classy and appears as a place for very fine dining. Beautiful arrangement! There are also portraits of Ethiopian politicians on the walls…very interesting and unique. This made me want to learn more about Ethiopian history and culture. The lighting was also very nice at Meaza, and smooth jazz was playing. This made for a very calm, relaxed, but also very luxurious atmosphere. Meaza sticks the landing! 

 Meaza sure is making a great showing this year! (Well, maybe not in all categories.)

Okay, enough with the Olympic jokes and time for the real scores…

Food: 9.8/10
Service: 7.5/10         
Décor: 9.5/10
Overall: 9/10

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Sunday Cookoff, Part 2: The Retaliation (Rebecca's Remarks)

You know what they say...

You snooze, you lose.

These are words of wisdom. They hold truth. And today, these words are particularly appropriate. After reading the post below from "Al the Angry Chef," I was feeling somewhat intimidated and nervous for our upcoming competition.

 Al the Angry Chef, or Al the Tired Chef?

Despite this, things have changed. As I type these words, Angry Al lies asleep, napping. On the day of this momentous contest, he is "resting his eyes"! Perhaps he has realized that he's going to need some serious energy to compete against the obvious victor-to-be. I may not be known in Nashville, but around here they call me RB the Rock Star [In the Kitchen]. I'm not really one to "boast," but yeah, I kind of do rock.

So I guess our cookoff will prove the old saying...the snoozer may just be the loser. I guess we'll have to wait and see! I know which chef I'm betting on today, though.

Lots of love!
- RB

Sunday Cookoff, Part 1: The Boast

Hey guys, it's Sunday, the day that has the word "sun" in it. Kind of weird, don't you think? It's the only day that actually has another real word in it besides "day". Except maybe Friday. Because you say "fry" in it. Anyway, I digress. It's time for a cooking challenge between myself (Prince Ali) and the fool (rebeccaroo22), and I think it should be Friday. Because somebody is about to get "fried"! No more lame jokes. It's time to make tasty food and take names. Y'all better look out, because I'm about to bring my southern comfort expertise to the next level. SHOWDOWN TIME, BABY. They don't call me the Al the Angry Chef down in Nashville for no reason (actually they don't call me Al the Angry Chef. In fact, they don't even call me Al). Anyway, I have some great recipes lined up for you all, and some pictures will be taken for sure and uploaded to this blog, so be on the lookout. Peace. –Al the Angry Chef